05.30.08

Beer.

Posted in daily life, local restaurants, running at 2:38 pm by totaleclipse

Have I mentioned that I hate people? Longtime readers of this blog, and anyone who’s ever met me, will not be surprised by this statement. I do like the people I know, but everyone else? Eh, not so much. Especially not when they are in a huge crowd, sweaty, drunk and crazy. And thus explains the phenomenon that is the East Atlanta Beer Fest which happens tomorrow. I went last year and had a great time, but now that I’ve experienced it, I won’t be going again. Yeah, they’ve got some good beer there, but they also upped the price to $35 (well, it’s $30 advance but since I didn’t buy a ticket in advance I’m SOL) and that doesn’t include food or water. Also, it’s supposed to be 90 degrees tomorrow. That’s a recipe for some uncomfortable shenanigans if I ever heard it. And so, I’m planning to get a street-side table at one of the myriad bars in the EAV and people watch the drunkards from the luxury of a patio umbrella.

And anyway, I’ll get my fill of beer at beer club tonight, which is happening at the James Joyce. I really like the James Joyce, it’s so much more laid back than Brewhouse and I find the waitstaff to be incredibly competent and nice. For instance, they manage a group of 20 with aplomb, they always remember my wine, and they don’t mind getting me a big cup of ice to cool it down. Hey, I never said I had class, people!

In running news, I’ve decided to do a June personal challenge of 100 miles. It’ll run Sunday, 1 June through Saturday, 28 June. It’s just so lame considering how many miles I was running last fall, but hey, the way I got there was issuing progressively harder personal challenges and then being too anal retentive to allow myself to fail. Failure is not an option!

Otherwise I have no plans this weekend. I’m just glad I don’t have to go to work.

05.29.08

Fourth-hand news is still news, right? This ain’t the AP.

Posted in daily life, local restaurants at 2:53 pm by totaleclipse

Mmph. A possible kink in the plan to be happy, fat, drunk and happy in the near future. Omnivore Atlanta reports that DecaturMetro reports that Beer Advocate reports that my beloved Brick Store Pub is going to open a gastro-pub in the Rue de Leon spot, possibly taking possession on 1 July. Now, I have no problem with Brick Store expanding. I just want them to expand to the building I had heard that they already purchased in Grant Park approximately 1.06 miles (according to Google Maps) from my house, not to an old thrift store that’s right around the corner from their current location. That still forces me to drive to Decatur anytime I want a Brick Store experience. Don’t get me wrong, no matter which plan goes forward, we’ll still be frequenting the original location, but if there were an off-shoot closer to me? Cheese dip would have a run for its (my) money. ‘Sall I’m sayin’.

One of my co-workers went to Savannah last weekend, and brought back the most delicious pralines that are (were) as big as my fist. I say “were” because not only are the pralines gone, but they caused my fist to grow exponentially due to the extra layer of fat now covering it. Today I replaced my usual after-lunch Luna bar with one of these pralines, and dear cheeseness, it was the most fantastically good praline I’ve ever had. Sweet but not sugary, tooth-achingly sweet, and tons of delicious pecans. I will think about that praline for a long, long time. Probably until Dice and I go back to Savannah ourselves, which will be sooner rather than later.

05.28.08

The cats are fired.

Posted in daily life at 3:14 pm by totaleclipse

I hate calling airlines. HATE. IT. I don’t know why they think that having a phone tree that forces you to TALK TO A COMPUTER isn’t degrading and humiliating? I never want to slit my wrists more passionately than while I’m forced to yell out “YES” and “NO” and “EXISTING” to a magnanimous computerized voice. Fortunately you can usually just press the 1, 2 or 3 button that corresponds to the options they ask you, but for, say, confirmation numbers, you have to actually speak it. It’s possible that other industries employ humiliation as part of their customer telephone service, but since I don’t have to deal with the electric company as part of my job, it’s never (EVER) important enough for me to be humiliated instead of just waiting for an answer via email.

So, to recap: phones are humiliating, while email is civilized. This is the story of my life.

I was positive that someone was trying to pick the lock on the back door last night. I think it was about 20 minutes after we turned off the light when we heard a strange scratchy noise from the kitchen/back door area. Dice got up to investigate (which in itself is a statement to the strangeness of the noise, because he never does that) and discovered Cleo, standing on Susan’s back in an attempt to climb into the kitchen trash. Okay, so she wasn’t really standing on Susan’s back, but you get the idea of the eagerness. Earlier that evening I had thrown away the leftovers from the In-Laws’ dinners at Fox Bros from last week. I had tried to keep the leftovers in the fridge until trash day because I knew it would tempt the domesticated animals who share our house. It sure did, and it scared the crap outta me too.

Meanwhile yesterday morning I was convinced that Weaver was dead. He had decided to take the Nap of Death in the hallway near the bathroom. This is not one of his usual nap locations. Also, it was such a deep nap that he wasn’t breathing discernably, nor did he awake in order to eat breakfast. Dice stayed home yesterday, so when I gave him a kiss goodbye, I said, “Weaver’s dead. Have a nice day!” and went off to work. Of course, he was merely taking the Nap of Death on the hallway floor, and really, why not? If you can take a Nap of Death, it doesn’t really matter where you do it, right? I was pleased to see him walking around on my return home that evening. If it’s not one thing, it’s the other. The cats are fired.

05.27.08

I’m Babbling at you.

Posted in daily life at 3:10 pm by totaleclipse

Hope you all had a happy Memorial Day weekend. I still do not take this three-day weekend for granted, after 8 years of Cornell graduations to ruin it. We celebrated the holiday by doing practically nothing all weekend. For reals. Sunday Ray and I went to lunch at Dynamic Dish and then shopping, but otherwise there was a lot of couch surfing going on. Dice and I ordered Chinese from Dawa on Saturday night, and the portions were so huge that we ended up eating the leftovers for dinner on Sunday night. That’s right, we didn’t go out. I told you we didn’t do anything!

I love word games. Word games, word puzzles and other word-related things you can win. I rarely do, but I still enjoy the playing. My latest obsession is Babble. I prefer Babble to a similar game that’s on Facebook because you have all day to stare at the puzzle, concoct words and bite your fingernails, rather than 2-minute timed ones. Those timed puzzles make me freak out about the time instead of looking for words. At the Chanticleer in Ithaca they have one of those video game things where you put a buck in, and you can choose from a wide array of different games, including a Babble-like one. I used to waste a lot of money on that thing. I also enjoyed the photo game, where they show two photos that look identical but one of the has 6 altered things which you have to find. Good stuff.

05.23.08

Although, what IS normal?

Posted in canadians, cheese dip, daily life at 12:56 pm by totaleclipse

And life goes back to normal, whatever that means. It always does, don’tcha know? The other day we were driving down Glenwood Ave., and it occurred to me that you would never know that a tornado had struck devastation to half the houses along the road two months ago, as every trace has been cleaned up, cleared away, and life went back to normal. So did mine after the In-Laws’ departure. Not that they caused devastation. Only DELIGHT.

Wednesday evening, after we dropped them off at the airport, we went to the gym as usual. When we got home, we were still so wired up and everything that we decided to go to cheese dip to decompress. I mentioned in my last post that I wanted to go, and I really did. Cheese dip is where we most like to decompress. We go there upon returning from a long journey instead of relaxing on the couch. So it was natural for us to go there. And it was delicious as usual. You just can’t beat the cheese dip + el blanco combination, ya know? Maybe it’s all in our heads, but that doesn’t make it any less effective.

Thursday was a day just like any other day, as far as normalcy goes. We went to work, then to the gym as usual. Although we had planned to go grocery shopping after the gym, we decided to put it off until the weekend since we had enough food in the house for dinner. After I showered I hopped across to the Canadians’ house to say a quick hello to the female half. I’m not sure if I mentioned that the Canadians bought the house across the street from us? Yes, I’m sure I did because our street is now christened The Commune. Anyway, the male half has been gone all week so I went over to say hello to the female half and see the progress of the painting she’s doing on the walls. Then back home for dinner and Jeopardy! before sweet, sweet sleep.

Which brings us to today! Friday! Before a long weekend! Thank cheeseness for Memorial Day! We have no plans over the holiday weekend other than to relax and have fun. Sunday morning we have F1, which I might skip, and Sunday afternoon Ray and I are going to have lunch and go shopping like ladies do. We are going to check out the new H&M store out in Lawrenceville as well as the new Steve & Barry store, which you might have heard about because it has pretty styles of clothing, and every piece is under $10. Sarah Jessica Parker’s new line, Bitten (featured in last season’s Project Runway, hee) runs in these stores.

Otherwise, I plan to not play hostess, let the floors remain un-vacuumed for 24 hours, watch 80 gazillion episodes of The Wire, and yes, you guessed it, go out to eat. What are YOU doing?

05.21.08

You don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone.

Posted in food, local restaurants, travel at 5:21 pm by totaleclipse

And they are. The In-Laws, I mean. And sadness abounds. On the one hand having guests means I make much more effort to do things like clean and be nice to people, and yet on the other hand, it’s nice to have parental units in the house. Especially when they buy you things and pay for dinner.

Last night, our last night together (sniff!), we went to Fox Bros BBQ on DeKalb Avenue. Wow, definitely the best barbecue I’ve had in a long, long time. Not that that says a lot, considering I haven’t had barbecue in a while, but I do remember what it’s supposed to taste like, and Fox Bros nails it. Plus, they have a considerably long list of sides to choose from, so you pick your meat and then two sides, or you can also pick double meat with three sides, for the obese-inclined. Dice was fully embarrassed when the in-laws and myself all ordered wine, even after I pointed out that he and his parents all use the fork and knife like wienie foreigners, which made our table, as a whole, susceptible to being beaten up in the parking lot. And for the record, folks, the wine ain’t bad. Pinot grigio and cabernet sauvingon were both tried, and both passed the “not bad” test. While enjoying our meaty dishes a tornado hit the northern section of Atlanta and Georgia, too far north to give us anything but a pretty bad thunderstorm. Next time the weather people issue a tornado warning? I’m staying home.

We have been going out to eat every day for the last 6 days. Thursday Dice and the In-Laws (reality show coming soon!) went to the EARL for lunch, then we went to The Shed for dinner. Friday we went to cheese dip for lunch, then a restaurant on River St in Savannah for dinner. Saturday we went to Clary’s for breakfast, some cafe near Market Square for lunch, and The Pirate’s Place for dinner. Sunday we went to Clary’s for breakfast and B. Matthew’s for lunch. Monday we went to Brick Store for dinner. Tuesday we went to a cafe on campus for lunch, and Fox Bros for dinner. That’s a LOT of eatin’ out, y’all!

And now of course I’m totally in that mindset, where I’m ready to go out again. It’s become routine. Unfortunately, this is where having someone else pay for some of the meals comes into play. Not to mention the fact that I need to make friends with fresh vegetables again.

To recap: I miss the In-Laws somethin’ fierce, we spent a lot of time eatin’ out, we almost got beaten up in the parking lot of the barbecue place because we’re totally lame, I gained several pounds, and I had a wonderful week. And I’d be up for cheese dip tonight as a way to decompress. Heh. Should I wait and see if Dice suggests it, or take the bull by the horns and just ask him? Did I mention I am now officially obese? Will that stop me? Are there any other appropriate questions to ask? Find out tomorrow what the answers to these scintillating questions are.

05.20.08

And the beat goes on.

Posted in daily life at 2:51 pm by totaleclipse

And the beat goes on. Yadda yadda boom. Last night I made Dice and the In-Laws (soon to premiere reality show) wait for dinner while I went for a run. Had no time during the day to go, so I had no choice. After I returned and cleaned myself up we went to Brick Store for dinner. I don’t know why, but I assumed that it would be less busy on a Monday evening than other evenings. While that was true, it WAS less busy, it certainly wasn’t quiet at all. Dice gets his quiet-talk from his parents, so the three of them could barely hear and be heard in the din. I, of course, am a loud American and had no problem projecting. Still, the food was the same as ever (read: good) and we had a reasonably good time.

Today is the day when the In-Laws visit campus. I met them for lunch earlier today, after which they went to the art museum to see the exhibits, and then Dice was to take them to his library and do his show-and-tell dog and pony show.

In other news, the other half of the Handitards went away, and then they came back. All without incident. And thus the universe remains in balance. And the beat goes on.

05.19.08

Savannah recap.

Posted in food, travel at 3:23 pm by totaleclipse

I had a fabulous weekend, and by “fabulous” I mean food-intensive as well as “filled with learning and history.” Savannah, I found, is incredibly quaint, beautiful and captivating. If I could, I would move there, although considering houses in the cute historic district are well out of my price range, it’s not happening. A girl can dream, though, right?

Friday we stopped at cheese dip for lunch before hitting the road to Savannah. The drive is not too bad at all, I don’t know why I was expecting it to be 5 hours, but it’s really only 3-3.5 hours. Dice went a little slower since the parents were in the car. Which means we made it there in time to freshen up at the very nice hotel, and then walk ad nauseum along River Street looking for a somewhat-non-touristy place to eat dinner. After walking up River Street and halfway down Bay Street we finally ended up at the better of the two restaurants located inside our hotel. It turned out to be a cajun-inspired restaurant. We ordered the cajun popcorn (not that they called it that) and they weren’t nearly as good as those at Maxie’s. I had the crab cake po’ boy, and the others had fried shrimp or oyster po’ boys. All fine, nothing exciting but palatable. After dinner we strolled along the water for a little while before giving in to exhaustion and going to bed.

Saturday morning we were up bright and early, ready to sightsee the heck out of Savannah. We walked to a breakfast place called Clary’s which served up your regular diner breakfast fare. I had pancakes, bacon and a biscuit. Dice had the Supreme Malted Waffle, which he of course did not finish. After breakfast we took a walking tour of the historic area that took us through several of the picturesque squares and told us quite a bit about the history of the area. We briefly walked through Oglethorpe Cemetery so that I could get my picture at Button Gwinnett’s grave, signer of the Declaration of Independence. Then we took a trolley tour, some of which was redundant after our walking tour, but still it took us to more areas of the city and had some interesting history. After that we had a very light lunch of salads in the coldest cafe on the planet. I didn’t bring a sweater with me because it was 83 degrees out, unfortunately that got me into trouble whenever we went inside any building. In the afternoon we took a tour of one of the preserved historic homes, the Owens-Thomas House. This house tour was definitely the highlight of the day’s activities, not only was it entertaining but since it was so well preserved we got to see the slaves’ work areas as well as some beautiful old china and furniture. At that point we were exhausted so we went back to our hotel where they do free wine and hors d’oeuvres in the evening, and people-watched on River Street for an hour or so. Dinner was at The Pirate’s Place, which was an excellent study in American kitsch, with a guy dressed up like a pirate and decorations galore. The building was more interesting to me, however, since it was a well-restored 18th century structure.

Sunday morning we were up early again, and went to Clary’s for breakfast again. This time I had a bagel and a side of sausage, while Dice got the Elvis, which was French toast stuffed with bananas, peanut butter and whipped cream. Since he only ate half of it I had a couple slices of that, too. Then we drove out to Tybee Island. Our first stop there was the beach. We parked the car and ran out to experience the beach, and just at that moment it started raining. We were so disappointed that we stood there for as long as we could until it just got too wet and we went back to the car. Then we drove to the historic lighthouse. By the time we got to the lighthouse, which was an approximately 5 minute drive, it had stopped raining and the sun was out! Damnation! Since I adore lighthouses I was still happy. It was 176 stairs to the top, so the aged ones declined to accompany us. Their loss, because the view from the top was spectacular! I could have stayed up there for hours, just staring at the ocean, if it were possible. While we were up there the parents walked out to the beach, and had better luck since it was now warm and breezy and sunny. We came down from the lighthouse and joined them for a few minutes. Then we drove over to Ft Pulaski and walked around there for an hour or so. Ft Pulaski was easily my most favorite activity of the whole trip. It was beautiful and serene and isolated, and had such a bloody history. I found it to be emotionally wrenching and yet peaceful at the same time. If I lived near it I’d buy a yearly pass, visit often and bring a sandwich.

We drove back to Savannah and had lunch at B. Matthews, a bakery-cafe on Bay Street that is known for it’s black-eyed pea cake sandwiches. They are like crabcakes, only made with black-eyed peas instead, and add a slice of cheese, red onion and a little cajun mayo to make it a sandwich. So delicious! Still savoring that sandwich, we hit the road back to Atlanta. Before going home, we went to Kroger for some last minute items we needed at the house, and to allow the parents to experience an American grocery store. We went to the Kroger at Edgewood so as to make it as pleasant and non-ghetto as possible. For dinner we had the rest of the lasagna I had made last week(I must save that recipe, it was a big hit!) and watched some TV before going to bed. The days were so filled with activity, every night my eyes wanted to close by 9:00 pm! Yes, I’m old.

And Monday dawns. It’s been quite relaxing to only sit at my desk and work today. I didn’t run Friday through Sunday, so will have to get back on that bandwagon this afternoon, especially if we continue to go out to eat as we have. While I adore going out to eat, it becomes rough to do it for every meal. If my in-laws didn’t live in such a remote area of Scotland, they might not be so keen on going out to eat. As it is they don’t have more than 4 choices of restaurants, each one further than the next, so it’s easy to see why they enjoy it. I’ll be sad to see them leave, mostly because we won’t go out to eat for, like, weeks in order to recover. Heh.

05.16.08

Review of The Shed

Posted in local restaurants at 10:05 am by totaleclipse

We went to The Shed at Glenwood Park last night for dinner. On the whole, we had a decent time. The food was absolutely delicious, which is the most important part in my opinion. The wine list was extensive, and the food menu, which changes daily, was heavy on locally produced meats and vegetables, and it was also extensive. My mother-in-law and I had pork over polenta with a side of “seasonal local veggies” which turned out to be broccolini, tomato and southern greens. Dice had the steak frites which were 5 medallions of flatironed steak with a side of fries which were fried in truffle oil. My father-in-law had the snapper which came as a whole fish (not to my personal taste but he said it was good). All fabulous. We had a bottle of a viognier to drink as well. My only complaint, and it’s not super important, is that it was incredibly smoky in there — not cigarette smoky, but stove smoky — like they didn’t have an exhaust fan over the oven. We all came home smelling like we’d just been to someone’s backyard bonfire only without the hard liquor and vomit. Other than that, though, everything was wonderful. We will definitely be back, although we will more likely sit at the bar and have a drink and a small plate instead of dinner. It’s a little pricey, but not off the scale.

In other news, we are off to Savannah for the weekend! And we shall have the time! Please stay tuned for a weekend recap early next week. Have a great weekend, y’all!

05.15.08

I’m not talkin’ about the version that Clay Aiken did, either, ya pop culture freaks.

Posted in daily life, food at 2:50 pm by totaleclipse

While I was at the gym this afternoon I heard one of the close runners-up in the Cheesiest Song in the Whole Wide World contest.

On the wings of LOOOOOOVE / Up and above the clouds / The only way to fly / Is on the wings of love / On the wings of LOOOOOOOOVE / Only the two of us / Together flying high / Flying high / Upon the wings of loooooove!

Thank you, Jeffrey Osborne. Yeah, it doesn’t get much cheesier than that. It does get a little bit cheesier because clearly another song has won the Cheesiest Song in the Whole Wide World contest, but seriously folks, this song is a close runner-up. Now if only I could get it out of my head. I wonder if the wings of love would fly me up to Boston cheaper than Delta?

So, we’ve got parental units in the house. It’s odd to come home from work and find people I usually have to travel 24 hours to see. Odd in a good way, I should say. It’s not fun to travel 24 hours. Since they are more aged as well as more rich than we are, they split the trip into two legs and spent a day and night in Amsterdam. Must be nice! No, really, it must be nice!

I made a lasagna over the weekend and stuck it in the freezer so as to have ready for the in-laws arrival, knowing they’d be too tired to go out. I have a great recipe where you don’t cook the pasta first, you just layer the lasagna with uncooked pasta and then the juices in the other layers cook the pasta while it’s in the oven. This lessens the chances that the lasagna will be watery. I also use whole wheat pasta and cottage cheese instead of ricotta. I actually don’t like ricotta cheese all that much, mostly because of the texture, but I also think cottage cheese gives the recipe a little kick, as well as making it a tiny bit more healthy.

It’s raining today. This is the first time in seven weeks that it’s rained during the week instead of the weekend. People were starting to talk about the weirdness in that it’s rained every weekend for the past seven weeks, but during the week it’s sunny and pleasant as can be. So this is a welcome change, because we need the rain, and we also need our weekends.

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