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Why is the site called Total Eclipse of the Heart? It’s well-documented (anecdotally and subjectively) that the song “Total Eclipse of the Heart” is the #1 cheesiest song ON THE PLANET. I defy you to come up with a cheesier song. It can’t be done, and still be serious about itself. Turn around, bright eyes. Every now and then I will blog about really boring, mostly random, and kinda ranty stuff about my daily life. I’m a recent Boston (via several years in upstate NY) transplant to the South. I’m married. I own a house. I have a desk job. I have two cats and a dog. So yeah, not so much boozing and partying; or in other words, not so much exciting. But hey, you’re here, so it’s possible your life is more boring than mine. So welcome.

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